U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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