Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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