You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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