YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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