I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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