you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This is the high leading the old right now
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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