OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
you had me at cake vodka
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Who died my cat blue again?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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