i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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