11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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