It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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