Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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