Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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