Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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