youre lurking in front of me
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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