she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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