i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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