some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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