After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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