why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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