i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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