My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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