Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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