I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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