either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
should my penis look like a turkey
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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