that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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