This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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