arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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