so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm like, not good at living.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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