I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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