Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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