Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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