what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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