You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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