Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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