that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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