so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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