she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Never joke about your clitoris.
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