: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why didn't you poke me back
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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