I molested 6 butterflies tonight
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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