hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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