i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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