I puked a lego.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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