I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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