Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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