Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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