just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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