I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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