I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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