The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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