I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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